Punishments for last place in a fantasy football league have become common practice. Some are harmle s and only slightly embarra sing; others are time-consuming, painful, and, in extreme cases, permanent(we're talking about you, tattoo leagues). What's the best punishment for your league? It really depends on how seriously you take it all and how badly you want to humiliate your friends. Whether you're looking for light-hearted Trent Scott Jerseys and funny or "the worst" fate imaginable, we're here to help.
So, we out further ado, we present the best (or worst) fantasy football punishments for 2021.
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Best (or Worst) Fantasy Football Punishments for Finishing LastTattoo/Piercing
This one is probably the , as well as the most controversial. After all, as much as we'd like to believe we control the fates of our fantasy teams with skill and deft roster decisions,fantasy football is often a game of luck and misfortune. Is a painful piercing or an embarra singtattoo really deserved if you stumble into last place in a given season? If your answer is "yes," then ink away. If you're Royce Freeman Jerseys a normal human and the answer is "no," then read on.
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Taking the SAT/ACTs
Picture a 40 year old walking into a high school cla sroom to take a four-hour standardized test alongside nervous teenagers, all because they forgot to set their lineup a time or two. This punishment is more lighthearted and doesn't harm anyone, but damn if it isn't a waste of time and embarra sing (especially if there's a stipulation that you actually have to "try" and not just sit there for the afternoon).Talk about feeling stupid on multiple levels.
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Open Mic Comedy/Motivational Speaker
So, you think you're funny or inspiring? Prove it in front of a crowd of complete strangers who are expecting real stand-up comedy show or motivational speaking. And you can't just run off stage when the heckling starts -- you have to finish your "set" and never let on why you're really there. You can cry afterwards, though.
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Waffle House Marathon
If you don't know what Waffle House is, then you're mi sing out. This , but each waffle you eat takes an hour off your time. Could I probably scarf down 10 waffles within the 24-hour span Taylor Moton Jerseys ? Of course. That still leaves 14 more hours you have to spend in an uncomfortable booth while feeling like a jacka s.
Various Forms of Publicly Announcing Your Failure
This one is pretty simple but rather embarra sing. The last-place finisher has to stand near a busy intersection during rush hour holding some form of an "I came in last in fantasy football. Honk to see Carolina Panthers Hats me dance" sign. Another option: Walking around outside a busy public area on a Friday night wearing a sandwich board detailing how bad you are at fantasy football. (Bonus points if you'reonlywearing the sandwich board.)Maybethere are people out there who would enjoy the attention, but the average person will wear a red face for the duration of their punishment.
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Participate in NFL Combine Drills
Carolina Panthers T ShirtsIf you'realready embarra sed about being bad at fantasy football, why not take it a step further and show just how bad you are at real football? The average Joe is going to look absolutely ridiculous trying his best inthe 40-yard dash, cone drills, verticaljump, and bench pre s. Meanwhile, all the eyes (and cameras) of the other league members are there to soak in the hilarious occasion. This is pretty harmle s, too (aside from the damage to your ego and likely hamstring pull), but at least you get some exercise
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Tomato/Paint Ball Barrage
The name is self-explanatory. The rest of the league pelts the loser with tomatoes. It isn't very creative, but it's surely effective. You could take it a step further and swap tomatoes for paint balls. Those bruises take a while to heal, which extends the length of time you have to remember how bad your season was.
Photoshoot for a Calendar
This involves your buddies picking outfits for each Cameron Erving Jerseys month and you doing a photoshoot for a calendar. Cupid costume for February? Bunny costume for April? Stars-and-stripes speedo for July? Yeah, this one could be bad.
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A lot of people love beer, but what about being full of beer while running a mile? This punishment makes the loser drink a full beer, run a quarter mile, drink a beer, run another quarter mile, and so on until they've run a full 5,280 feet. At least you can maybe start to get a buzz while you do this one.
Bedroom Poster
Another simple, yet effective punishment. The loser of the league has to buy a large poster of the player they selected in the first round and keep it in their bedroom for the whole year. Harmle s, but a constant reminder of failure...and a surefire way to annoy your significant other.
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Picking Up the Tab
The loser simply has to buy food and drinks for the next league gathering, be it the end-of-season party of next year's draft. This one is pretty simple, but if you're cheap, you might consider it the worst one of all.
Santa's Lap
James Morgan JerseysThe last place loser has to sit on Santa's lap at the mall (or loudly complain when security tells them that they're not allowed). If you want to make them wear an elf costume, all the better. Make sure someone films the inevitable arrest, too.
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Rival's Jersey
In this scenario, the loser has to wear a rival NFL team's jersey to the next fantasy draft (and have photos of it put on social media). For those who aren't die-hardNFL fans, this might sound easy, but it's a tough pill to swallow. Picture a Giants fan wearing a Dak Pat Elflein Jerseys Prescott jersey or a Steelers fan wearing a Lamar Jackson jersey. Just feels dirty.
Lemonade Stand
The last place individual has to operate a fully functional lemonade stand in a busy part of town for a full day (with the profits being split among the other members of the league). And the lemonade has to be homemade and good -- no cheap Crystal Light crap.
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